What the hell is going on with the Boston Celtics?? After losing to the Lakers, they have not been able to get it together. You can’t win a championship like this. You just can’t. They got beat on a three from Von Wafer…Von f*ckin’ Wafer.

In other news, DUKE men’s basketball is now ranked number two. And after Boston College handled the Tar Heels like a bunch of lightweights, UNC is now ranked number three. All is right in the world because we all know DUKE>UNC.

At least the Blue Devils know that mediocrity is unacceptable.